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Joke - The Prince's Marriage Proposal

Joke - The Prince's Marriage Proposal

Once upon a time,
a Prince asked a beautiful Princess:




"Will you marry me???"




The Princess immediately said, "No!"








And...


the Prince lived happily ever after,
and
drove fast cars,
and
rode motorcycles,
and
dated thin, long-legged, full-breasted women,
and
hunted and fished,
and
went to strip-joints
and
dated ladies half his age
and
drank whiskey, beer, and Captain Morgan,
and
never heard any bitching
and
never paid child support or alimony,
and
dated cheerleaders
and
kept his house and guns,
and
ate spam, potato chips and beans,
and
blew enormous farts,
and
never got cheated on while he was at work,
and
he had lots of dogs
and
all his friends and family thought
he was cool as hell,
and
he had tons of money in the bank,
and
left the toilet seat up.

The End

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